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Approximately 3 Minutes Inside the Head of my 2 Year Old

by Jason Good

1. I wanna play with Daddy’s phone.
2. I wanna put on Mommy’s shoes.
3. GET MOMMY’S SHOES OFF MY FEET NOW!
4. I wanna open and close the thermostat.
5. I wanna turn on and off the light on the microwave.
6. Is there anyone here with a phone I haven’t played with yet?
7. I NEED TO PUSH SOME GODDAMN BUTTONS.
8. I wanna pick up the cat by its head.
9. I wanna throw all the toothbrushes in the sink.
10. HOLY SHIT I’M STARVING.
11. CHEDDAR BUNNIES.
12. I HATE FRUIT.
13. I want out of my chair.
14. I wanna play with the iPad.
15. I wanna go outside. No, I wanna turn the heat on.
16. I wanna take my pants off.
17. I don’t like the shirt I’m wearing.
18. I wanna play with Mommy’s phone.
19. I NEED TO PUSH MORE BUTTONS NOW.
20. I’m thirsty.
21. No, not for that.
22. Yes, perfect, juicebox. I’m gonna squeeze this damn thing all over myself.
23. Where’s Daddy?
24. Where’s the cat?
25. Where’s Mommy?
26. SERIOUSLY WHERE’S MOMMY!?
27. Oh my God I think Mommy left forever.
28. Ok, there’s mommy. I want to play with her phone.
29. Hungry again. Never mind.
30. I just remembered not liking these pants. Get them off.
31. STOP TAKING OFF MY PANTS!
32. Wow, I’m starving. I want peas but I don’t know how to tell anyone.
33. Finally, peas. I like throwing these.
34. WHY DO I STILL HAVE THESE PANTS ON?
35. Oh look, a new person. I wonder if they have a phone.
36. I’m tired.
37. I’M NOT TIRED!
38. I wanna go for a walk but I don’t wanna go outside.
39. No, not inside either!
40. I need to push some buttons right now.
41. I hate this diaper.
42. My eyes itch.
43. WOW! Is this my toe?
44. STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY PANTS OFF!
45. I hate these pants.
46. This shirt itches.
47. I’m tired.
48. Stop asking me if I’m tired.
49. Where’s that toy that goes beep?
50. I wanna take a bath in my clothes.
51. Put on my favorite song.
52. Where’s the cat?
53. What is UP with my shirt?
54. Did I just hear a dog bark?
55. YOU DID NOT JUST TRY TO TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AGAIN!
56. I wanna see a dog.
57. No, not OUTSIDE! I wanna see a dog inside.
58. Is my penis still there? Good.
59. I peed.
60. I’m bored.

        Repeat.

sick baby

having a sick babes is no fun. 

But it makes everything worse when he also gets mumma sick.

Not looking forward to traveling with him on thursday, but we have a doctor's appointment tomorrow....In the meantime, frequent nasal bulb syringes and boogie wipes for honeybunny and lots of tea & honey for mumma.

a sneak peek into our first family photo session!

Here's a few pics from our first family photo session earlier this month - can't wait to see the rest! Photography by Jen Soares (also photographed our wedding day) Enjoy!!

what's in my bag

my baby bag was my "push present" from Christopher..... it's tory burch, and not technically a baby bag, but it works perfectly! with two inside pouches, a zipper shut, and cleans easily through the wash :)

These "What's in my Baby Bag" posts have been sweeping mommy & daddy blogger sites as of late and I actually get a lot of questions as to the contents of my baby bag so thought I'd join the band wagon and share. Of course when Landon was a newbie I carried around more stuff (formula, water, my pump, more diapers and wipes) but we really don't carry as much now. Minus the wipes and drink bottle, I emptied out today's contents below:

From top left clockwise:

1. 2 Rumparooz cloth diapers (Everything Birth)

2. Pickles Bamboo baby blanket (gifted from landon's godmother Meaghan)

3. Landon's Immunization log and copy of birth certificate (I always keep these in here for when we travel)

4. extra pacifier

5. London Fog jacket (TJ Maxx)

6. extra outfit

7. animal crackers 100 calorie pack

8. Sophie the Giraffe

9. the beloved sock monkey

10. Cars

11. bubbles

12. my old iphone

13. disposable bibs for on-the-go

14. my favorite Prada sunglasses

15. Flip video camera

16. digital camera

17. Burts Bees tinted lip balm

18. Sweet 'N Salty meal bar

19. Umbrella (Zara)

20. Toiletry bag with the following contents:
Boogie Wipes
bandaids
Neosporin
Vaseline
alcohol spray
hand sanitizer
nose bulb
Little Noses nose saline spray/drops
Johnson's travel sized shampoo
Eucerin travel wash
Johnson's travel moisturizing lotion
hair elastic
Chapstick

Family Photos 2011

We had our first family photo session early September and absolutely LOVE how they came out. Thank you, Jen Soares for capturing this special time in our lives :)

of course he runs into daddy's arms :/

 <3